Chorus: We’ll drown it all in gravyThick brown gelatinous glopSalty fatty comfort foodThe perfect thing for pig slop. Aunt Edna’s burnt the turkey;She insisted that she cookBut the dry, disgusting messTurns your stomach with one look. Your daughter’s home from collegeSays she’s marrying her beau,That worthless deadbeat potheadWith no future means to show. And your … Continue reading THAT BROWN GRAVY, DARK COMEDY THANKSGIVING BALLAD ~ Jennifer Weigel