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A THOMAS KINKADE XMAS ~ Colin James

INSTANT NOODLES: SOLSTICE SPECIAL ISSUE | COVER
A THOMAS KINKADE XMAS | James
A TIN TOY GAS STATION | Valentino
ABECEDARIAN FOR A DOCTOR’S ADVICE ON MENOPAUSE| Aprill
ABOVE SNICKER’S GAP | Golladay
CHRISTMAS FLIGHT | Fitzgerald
ELEPHANTS IN PETERBOROUGH | Doreski
THANKSGIVING SONNET | Gilliam
HOLIDAY OFFERINGS | Bern
SATAN & SANTA’S PITCHFORK | Fleming
TIME TO SHELVE THE ELF | Claypool
THE STOIC | Doyle
THE CHRISTMAS SURPRISE | Fulcher
BECOMING A PRINCESS | DeCicco
HOLY ILLUSIONS | Watts
WELCOME TO THE NORTH POLE | Fitzgerald
I ENTER A DISCOUNT GROCERY STORE WITH A FINITE LIST| Aprill
LATE BLOOMER | Percik
FOR GOD’S SAKE SWING YOUR ARMS! | James
SANTA UBER | Fleming
SUCH A HANDSOME COUPLE | Bern
OLD FAMILY RECIPE | Gilliam
GUMBO AT 6 | Golladay
GIFT | Fitzgerald
CHRISTMAS DAY WALK | Bern
CHRISTMAS 1938 | Watts
OH THE ENTANGLEMENTS | Bern
PRIVATE FEELINGS | Golladay
PARTY CRASHER SASHA | Fitzgerald
THE BURNING OF THE GREENS | Golladay
SOLSTICE SPECIAL | CONTRIBUTOR BIOS

It soon became apparent
the mountains were impassable.
There was talk of a cave
when survivors returned disheveled
incoherent, babbling.
A scrap of paper
torn from a clenched fist,
and other signs of dominance.
“I vant you to as vell.”
The sun will be up soon
and we can begin our descent
exaggerating selfless examinations.

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