C0o0LD TURKEY | Holiday 2023 INSTANT NOODLES: COo0LD TURKEY | VOL. 3 ISS. 3 2023 | COVER FRESH BIRD | Conley COLD TURKEY | Holm ‘TWAS THE HEIST BEFORE CHRISTMAS | Hammerschmidt 🎙 LITTLE LOKI | Fulcher 🎙 THE DRAG QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS | Fleming SNOWED IN | Foot A MOTHER’S HOLIDAY PRAYER | Gilliam WHITE NOIR | Fleming 🎙 TURKEY OR POTATO PANCAKES | Maril 🎙 🎙 GET YOUR OWN SOCKS | Ferrell 🎙 A SUCCULENT CHRISTMAS | Fairbrother SANTINI | Fleming FROZEN (NOT THE MOVIE) | Jacquier 🎙 WE DO THIS EVERY YEAR | Brothers 🎙 UNCERTAIN | Sopranowicz THE CHRISTMAS I CHANNELED CHLOE KIM | Loleng 🎙 JUST ONE WOMAN AND HER SHOVEL | Merrigan 🎙 NOT GIVING | Miller CHICKENS FOR CHRISTMAS | Pratt 🎙 THE OX AND LAMB KEPT TIME | Shy 🎙 🎙 CHRISTMAS NIGHTMARE | Storozynski-Toll 🎙 ASLEEP ON THE LONDON TRAIN | Ukah EXES AND UH-OHS | Walker OVERBOOKED PARTY DISASTER | Fitzgerald PARADOX | Pearce A GHOSTLY SCOTTISH TALE | Heron THE RUSH | Supranowicz COOOLD TURKEY LOVERS | Contributor Bios Click on the image to view full size.