HAMLET AT THE DRIVE-THROUGH WINDOW~ Robert Fleming

Order Taker         Number?

Hamlet                 My uncle killed my father

Order Taker         #1 killers like hamburgers

Hamlet                 2 #1s, my father was a cuckhold

Order Taker         #3 the cheated like the fried chicken basket

Hamlet                 1 #3, my mother cheated with my uncle

Order Taker         #2, cheaters like cheeseburgers

Hamlet                 1 #2, Ophelia scrubs spots

Order Taker         #6, obsessive compulsives like the chicken sandwich, hold the sauce

Hamlet                 2 #6s, Claudius fences

Order Taker         #9, fencers like Cajun fries

Hamlet                 2 #9s, to eat or not to eat?

Order Taker         #5, indecisives like the sampler, 5 choices. More numbers?

Hamlet                 #5, no, a ghost told me who killed my father

Order Taker         #4, ghosts eat the invisible burger

Hamlet                 2 #4, done

Order Taker         drive through, your order will be ready for your next family murder