New Year’s Day is coming. You know what that means. I’m supposed to resolve to improve. ( I’m not that terrible, never been in jail.) Each year I make resolutions and it’s always pretty much the same. I make the promises, maybe they last a week, I backslide, I’m mad at myself. This creates insecurity and great angst, BUT, this year will be DIFFERENT! Each item will be written on the big chalkboard in the kitchen. No way to forget or avoid!
Here’s the List for: I will NOT:
I will not yell at my husband for leaving
his dirty clothes on the floor
I will not curse at bad drivers
I will not let the wash pile up
into a hopeless mountain
I will not spend money on 4
cups of coffee a day
I will not eat a sharing size bag of candy
I will not drink too much at parties
Here’s the List for: I WILL :
I will call my mother-in-law
I will take my car in when the Check Engine
Icon has been on for less than 6 months
I will change the sheets once a week
I will go to the gym 3 times a week
I will delete 100’s of emails everyday
I will lose 10 pounds
It’s 6, WILL NOT and 6, WILL = 12 Resolutions, one for each month. Should be a piece of cake. Cake, who said cake? I want a big slice right now! OMG! Am I a hopeless case?
INSTANT NOODLES 